Genial! Rapsodia lui Steven Gerrard i-a innebunit pe adversarii lui Liverpool!

Fanii l-au iertat pe Steven Gerrard dupa scandalul pe care l-a iscat acum o luna cand s-a batut intr-un bar din Liverpool! Doar fanii, caci suporterii adversarilor au profitat din plin si i-au facut si un cantec: au rescris Bohemian Rhapsody a celebrei Queen dupa povestea scandalului in care a fost implicat capitanul formatiei lui Benitez. Cantecul face  senzatie in Anglia printre fanii lui Chelsea, Manchester sau Everton!

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Is this our Stevie?
Captain of LFC?
Arrested in Southport
All caught on CCTV.
Open The Sun
It’s there on Page One, you’ll see.
I’m just a Scouser
I need some help
Because I’m Huyton-born, Huyton-bred
Once a Blue, now a Red.
Whatever the truth is, it doesn’t really matter to me.

Rafa! It’s Stevie here.
I’ve just tw*tted a DJ
And they’ve taken him away.
Rafa, we were four points clear
But now I fear we’ll throw it all away!
Rafa! Ooooooooooh.
Didn’t mean to make you sigh
If I’m not back in time to play in Europe Tinker on, tinker on,
My career is all in tatters…

Too late! It’s Walton Jail.
I don’t think that I can cope
I can’t bend down for the soap.
Goodbye everybody - I’ve got to go
Gotta leave the Kop behind and face the Bench.
Rafa! Ooooooooooo! (Anyway the sh*te blows) I don’t want to go to jail I sometimes wish I’d never joined Liverpoo-ool!

I see a little silhouetto of Hamman
There’s more dosh, there’s more dosh if I sign for Man City.
But joining such a sh*te team is very very frightening to me.

Calling Barry
(It’s Rick Parry)
Calling Barry
(It’s Rick Parry)
Calling Barry! He’s Magnific-o-o-o-o

I’m just a poor boy from a Scouse family
He’s just a poor boy from a Scouse family
Spare him his job says co-coach Sammy Lee

Easy come easy go! Will you let me go?
It’s me, La!
No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
It’s me, La!
No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
No no no no no no!
Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Get me out!
A Big House con has a shower set aside for me! For meee!

For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can say my career’s in decline!
So you think you can suggest my kids are not mine!
Oh DJ! Can’t do this to me DJ!
Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here!

My career is now in tatters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters! Nothing really matters to me!